Some quotes of interest to me for a number of varying reasons.

"we are very good at making fools and assholes suffer." - Theo De Raadt

"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." - Douglas Adams

"Sometimes all the left hand needs to know is where the right hand is, so it knows where to point the blame." - The Daily WTF

"What's so hard to understand about swish, swish, stab? It's a fucking sword dude, not a fighter jet!" - Tucker

"Dog's don't have wheels. ... .Unless they've been in an accident." - Jeremy Clarkson

"If you aim a gun at your foot and pull the trigger, it's UNIX's job to ensure reliable delivery of the bullet to where you aimed the gun." - Terry Lambert