Some quotes of interest to me for a number of varying reasons.
"we are very good at making fools and assholes suffer." - Theo De Raadt
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." -
Douglas Adams
"Sometimes all the left hand needs to know is where the right hand is, so it knows where to point the blame." -
The Daily WTF
"What's so hard to understand about swish, swish, stab? It's a fucking sword dude, not a fighter jet!" -
Tucker
"Dog's don't have wheels. ... .Unless they've been in an accident." -
Jeremy Clarkson
"If you aim a gun at your foot and pull the trigger, it's UNIX's job to ensure reliable delivery of the bullet to where you aimed the gun." -
Terry Lambert