Give Me Novacaine

You say:
 It's been a while since I've had a coffee I would consider undrinkable.
Co-worker says:
 Oh, do tell
You say:
 Story's not particularly exciting, but it tasted not entirely unlike I
 imagine what juiced Brussel Sprouts (from concentrate) might be like.
Co-worker says:

Also, on Catalyst 2950's:

You say:
 Huh. apparently you can put ip helper-address on a 2950 SVI.
 that's amusingly interesting
Co-worker says:
 But does it do anything?
You say:
 dunno, that's the amusing part.
 You can debug ip dhcp server packet...
You say:
 hmm, nope. doesn't look like
You say:

I couldn't resist the urge to test, and...

switch#sh run int vla 11
Building configuration...

Current configuration : 116 bytes
interface Vlan11
ip address
ip helper-address
no ip route-cache
switch#debug ip dhcp server packet
switch#term mon
15w4d: DHCPD: setting giaddr to
15w4d: DHCPD: BOOTREQUEST from 0100.1121.c03d.10 forwarded to
switch#sh ver | incl 2950
IOS (tm) C2950 Software (C2950-I6K2L2Q4-M), Version 12.1(22)EA4, RELEASE SOFTWARE (fc1)
ROM: Bootstrap program is C2950 boot loader
System image file is "flash:c2950-i6k2l2q4-mz.121-22.EA4.bin"
cisco WS-C2950-24 (RC32300) processor (revision H0) with 19994K bytes of memory.
Model number: WS-C2950-24

The opportunities for abuse are astounding!

In other news...
I've had this song by Grizzly Bear on my iPod for at least three years. It spun around on random the other day causing one of those "WTF is this?" moments. About two minutes in the acoustic guitar turns into an amazing riff. If it were a cassette tape, I'd have melted it by now by the number of repeat plays it's had.
Then, whilst looking for the video on youtube, the below song by Of Monsters and Men came up for some reason, which I've now purchased. Yay.