When The Lights Go Down

This, is by far, the best spam I have ever seen in my life. Buy 9 grams, get one free? Tomahawk rockets?
My favourite is the sequence of 1, 2, 4.

FREE HEROIN SHIPPING!

1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.

Everebody welcome, but not US citizens, sorry.

ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.

Please contact: debbier16 (at) gmail dot com 

PHONE 0093(0)4765481
FAX 0093(0)4485291

Afghanistan

Body's e-mail address respectfully scrubbed. Though it wouldn't please me more than to flood that idiot's address with spam from more bots, it would be an un-necessarily pointless thing to do to gmail.

Another equally awesome Spam of late: on the cisco-nsp list over at puck.nether.net was offering me nuclear warheads and missiles at a discount rate. Too bad it appears to have been stripped from the archives.

Randomness!

Emille says:
 what the heck is a gaming tax refund, and why is MSN trying to make me click on it?
Co-worker says:
 Trying, like sent a burly guy in a suit to drag your arm and mouse to click on it?
Emille says:
 perhaps. I'd rather punch a monkey

Good song... seems short for almost 10 minutes. Just kinda works out that way I suppose.